RARELY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q. Is it true that only Smarter People drink CL-ONE?

A. Yes.

Q. How can you sell such a Premium Energy Drink for only $1.23¢?

A. We sponsor our Drinkers -YOU.

Q. How do you Sponsor Your Drinkers?

A1. Every time you buy a can of The Energy Drink For Smarter People .....CL-ONE, it's like getting an instant DOLLAR REBATE. We don't make you pay extra so we can go off and spend it on ridiculous stuff. Everyone knows (or a least Smarter People know) that only Angels, Bats, Birds, some Beetles and other Insects have wings and that Humans can't fly!

Q. So what's inside this unique graphical, harmonising, resonating, ancient/modern, carefully calculated mathematical piece of art?

A. Ah yes...the Ingredients: Art and Science coming together; expertly formulated and passionately packaged in FDA supervised and inspected facilities. To check out and compare our ingredients CLICK HERE

Q. How was the graphic design for CL-ONE.... Energy Drink For Smarter People conceived?

A. The unique design of the CL-ONE CAN was inspired by a snowflake (among others) and then laid out on an ancient mathematical template (dating back to 4000 BC). The unique design does not borrow or steal from any other design and certainly does not steal or borrow from the world famous 'Kleenex Design' which was trademarked in 1928. The Unique Can Design is more that just a visual sense -'it can be heard'; it arouses the senses like no other. It was designed with a deep knowledge (of synesthesia) in sensory phenomenon to compliment the smell, the taste of CL-ONE. However, the complete answer to this question will soon be revealed in a upcoming book 'The Music of the Can' and will be available on our website and Smarter books stores.

Q. Is it true Fibonacci designed your Corporate Logo despite the fact that this dude has been dead since the year 1250?

A. Well, phinary speaking, we just played with Fibonacci's Balls (Not the Dude in 'Prison Break' but The same Fibonacci like da Dude in 'The DaVinci Code' with the 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21..... sequence and just keep adding the last two together and so on and on and on and on ) and arranged them in an equiangular or logarithimic spiral*, after that we just 'colored-them-in' and VOILA!.....The 'CL-ONE CORPORATION' Logo was created. So we have to give Fib some of the credits. We use to have another logo but some cry-babies did not like it, so we changed it. We prefer the New Logo anyway.............This very powerful logo will be synomymous with WORLD DOMINATION™ of the energy drink market. (And in case you are interested as I am sure you are by getting this far. The formula for the Logo employs the same basis as the formula for the can graphics)

More on FiboBalls™ as we update this website.........

Q. Does CL-ONE run Flight Simulator?

A. In 1975, Bruce Atwick working on his Master's Thesis in Electrical Engineering at the University of Illinois teamed up with his flight Instructor Stu Moment to form a company called SubLOGIC to develop and market a commercial aircraft simulator based on his thesis work entitled " A Versatile Computer-Generated Dynamic Flight Display" It first ran on the Apple Computer until a certain William Gates obtained the exclusive licence* to run the program on the yet to be introduced IPM-PC. c. 1981-82. Not only did it become the most popular software title for the new IBM Home Computer, but it was the standard for determining whether or not a CLONE COMPUTER was PC-Compatible. Just a few short years ago, and where is the IBM-PC today may I ask? Click Here

Don't be so Ridiculous! How could an Energy Drink run a Flight Program.........

We do know an awful lot of Smarter Pilot's who run on CL-ONE

(*Microsoft now own all rights to the product MSFS)

Q. Why do I get a headache when I eat ice cream too quickly?

A. Hello? We are a Smarter Beverage Company™. We don't do Ice Cream. Or Headaches. Or Jitters. Or AfterTaste. However, what you're talking about is 'Brain Freeze' and this occurs when a cold substance makes contact with nerve endings in the roof of your mouth. A particular nerve in the back of your throat (the sphenopalatine ganglion) stimuates the trigeminal nerve that leads from your face to your brain. The result is that characteristic stabbing pain, centered in the midfrontal part of the brain. (If you are a 'Dummy' you don't have to worry:-)

Note: 'Wallet Freeze' is when the nerve endings inside your wallet are exposed to overspending which can also result in that characteristic stabbing pain. Don't be a Dummy...............Spend Responsibly.

Q. What is the use, origin and history of the hyphen?

A. Hello? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphen#Examples_of_usage

A hyphen ( -, or - ) is a punctuation mark. It is used both to join words and to separate syllables. It is often confused with a dash ( –, —, ? ), which is longer and has a different function. Hyphenation is the use of hyphens.

In medieval times and the early days of printing, the predecessor of the comma was a slash. As the hyphen ought not to be confused with this, a double-slash was used, this resembling an equals sign tilted like a slash. Writing forms changed with time, and included the full development of the comma, so the hyphen could become one horizontal stroke. However, publishers of dictionaries liked that a tilted symbol would give them a little extra room in their books. Those dictionaries based on the second edition of the Merriam-Webster dictionary used one small, slightly tilted slash for a hyphen which they added at the end of a line where they broke the word, but used a double-slash much like the very old symbol to indicate a hyphen which needs to be in a phrase and just happened to get at the end of the line. This double-slash would be used in hyphenated phrases in the middle of the text as well, so that there would be no confusion.

In the ASCII character encoding, the hyphen was encoded as character 45 (hold down the Ctrl Key whilst keying 45 on the numeric pad and you hget a Hyphen -). There is also a Hyphen in CL-ONE....Energy Drink For Smarter People.....

Q. Have any Animals been used in the testing of CL-ONE ?

A. No! .......................................Only PARTY ANiMALS with extremely favorable/Flavourable results.

If you have some RAQ's you would like answered Please email: dolly@cl-one.com

*Now for some educational stuff:

This spiral is called equiangular, because for each quarter turn (90 degrees or pi/2), the spiral increases by a factor of phi. That is, if you take one point, and then a second point one-quarter of a turn away from it, the second point is phi times farther from the center than the first point. All equiangular, or logarithimic spirals increase by a factor of phi. (pronounced Fee)